Dumb Money

I thought this fit in well with our most recent episode, where we talked about being billionaires and having ostentatious things like swimming pools made out of iPads. Check this next-level shit out past the break:

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This “house” belongs to Mr. Mukesh Ambani, who, as I can only assume, sells poverty and hunger to all of India, because there is NO other way his shit could be this far off the chain.

This incredibly ostentatious house located in Mumbai, called “Antilia,” has 27 floors (topping off at 568 ft.), 600 full-time staff members to maintain the residence, a 6-floor parking garage for 168 cars (including an entire floor devoted solely to servicing those cars), nine elevators, three helipads, and the usual collection of super-rich accoutrements like swimming pools, 2 movie theaters, a yoga studio, a health spa, a ballroom, 3 floors of “hanging gardens” (no idea what the fuck those are), and an “ice room infused with man-made snow flurries” (again, I have no clue).

All in all, the house is 400,000 square feet, and was built for only 6 people to permanently live in!!! (The staff of 600 lives off-site, presumably in floorless shit-huts.)

Of course, you probably want to know how much this thing cost Mr. Ambani. It cost $2,500 per square foot, which means the grand total comes to the fuck-you amount of $1 billion for the whole house. That means Antilia is the most expensive house in the world, and it’s by a long shot.

If you take a look at that list of the top 10 most expensive houses above (Ratboy gets cised for the list format), Antilia isn’t even the silliest! At least not in my opinion- and obviously I’ve never even been in the same area code as any of those houses. Google Antilia and take a look at some of the interior pictures: it’s the all out, gaudy, zippy-taste type of billionaire design (hard to believe, I know). God damn, billionaires may as well live on different planets. That kind of wealth is such a show.