We here at SSR love the finer things in life. Oftentimes, we find ourselves talking about items so luxurious, there is very little chance any of us will ever even see them with our own eyes.

Today, I give you one such object. The Bugatti Veyron is one of the most expensive, fast, and sought after cars on the planet. It’s also a common topic of discussion among the SSR crew.

Now, if you’re a real gangster, the “normal” Veyron just won’t do. If this is the case, you can buy yourself a Veyron Grand Sport- an even more rare and expensive edition. But, if you’re like me, even that won’t do. Enter the Veyron Grand Sport L’Or Blanc- what may very well be the most expensive and rare automobile of all time.

Costing a cool $2.18 million, the L’Or Blanc is pure excess. It’s exterior is constructed entirely out of porcelain. Yes, porcelain:

So, you've heard of money before?

There is only one of these in existence, which according to insider reports makes this car extremely fucking cool. Shocker, it was purchased by an Arab oil Sheikh who’s based out of Dubai. Now, you might think that a car this silly would spend it’s entire life behind glass in some museum-garage. However, this week the L’Or Blanc was spotted outside of a restaurant in Paris:

That's right: I don't give a FUCK. I left the doors unlocked and the keys in the ignition, too.

So when you’re driving around tomorrow, remember this: your car ain’t on ANY level. Mine isn’t, either. There now exists a car made out of fucking porcelain. I mean, what?? How? Why can’t I have it instead?

Man, shit.