During this patriotic time of year, we as a country should band together and pay tribute to the true American heroes: people who make bad movies.

We here at SSR love bad movies, and one of the worst from the modern era that I’ve ever seen is Nicolas Cage’s 2006 remake of The Wicker Man. It is broken on every possible level. The acting, direction, writing, cinematography, score, and anything else you can name- it’s all pig shit.

If you’ve never seen The Wicker Man, consider yourself lucky. But also, check out this video: these are all the best parts, courtesy of a spectacularly inept performance from Mr. Cage. (NOTE: If you’re short on time, you can skip ahead to 2:46 and not miss the best material.)

When life gets you down, just think: “NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEES!!!!”